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Reindeer, snowman, and elves laughing by a Christmas Jokes sign

  1. 🎅 What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
    Santa Pause!

  2. ⛄ What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Frosted Flakes!

  3. 🦌 What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
    “This one will sleigh you!”

  4. 🎄 Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
    It needed a little trim!

  5. 🎅 What does Santa use to take pictures?
    His Pole-aroid camera!

6. ⛄ What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

7. 🦌 What’s Rudolph’s favorite school subject?
Deer-ometry!

8. 🎁 Why was the Christmas present so good at

keeping secrets?
It was always wrapped up!

9. 🍪 Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because he had a bad case of Claus-trophobia!

10. 🎅 What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! 🎤🎁

Bonus terrible Santa joke
What does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house. 😂

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